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A beautiful woman is pleasant to look at, but how long can you deal with her inability to have an intelligent conversation?  Many beautiful women think their looks alone are enough to maintain a relationship- this could not be further from the truth.  Beautiful women can get any guy they want, but its their personality that will determine how long the relationship lasts.  A lot of times, women who are very attractive fail to develop any kind of personality because they get so...

There is a reason why we are attracted to women (well, probably more than one) – it is because women are different from men.  A woman's femininity is sexy and attractive; it is what appeals to us men.  And while there is nothing sexier than a beautiful woman in jeans and a t-shirt, we'd rather see her in a sexy outfit that compliments her womanly curves.  We are not looking for one of the guys; we have guy friends that we talk about guy stuff to and that we do guy stuff...

If a woman expects their man to be friends with her friends, I personally find it to be unreasonable.  For the man or woman to be pleasant with their mate's friends is expected, but to be friends with them right away is not very realistic.  To become friends with someone is a long process, not something that happens overnight or because your girl thinks it's the right thing to happen.  Personally, if you put me in with a group of twenty people, chances are that I'll get along...

I could be way off with this, but my theory is that women are just as responsible for creating the need for Viagra use as men.  A male's erection is the result of physical attraction to particular stimuli.  Therefore, the woman is the source of an erection.  A beautiful woman is sexually appealing to any man who is heterosexual, whether they are physically attractive or not; so if a man is having sexual relations with a beautiful woman, they will not be popping a Viagra any t...

Once our heart breaks for the first time, we become jaded with the opposite sex and make absurd gender generalizations.  Being hurt by one bad seed does not make all women bad seeds.  I’m not sure if you can relate, but it seems to me that there’s a constant struggle between man and woman.  This struggle between genders is power and leverage based; there’s a fight for the last word and a psychological war being fought to figure out what the opposite sex is thinkin...

Recently a few buddies of mine took E.D. drugs, I can only assume, to emphasize the point that their ladies aren’t contempt.  Men have an obsession with longevity.  But there seems to be a general consensus from conversations I’ve heard between different groups of women that they don’t want everlasting, they want a sitcom: twenty minutes with a few breaks and one good worthwhile punch line that makes them want to tune in next week.  They don’t want an hour drama that ends in a cliffhanger or tears.  Unless she tells you there’s not enough function in your Conjunction Junction, leave the E.D. drugs to the squash players and high school principals, and let your three-act sitcom resolve itself natu...

As men and women pair up, it’s hard not to notice that the most beautiful women end up with professional athletes, actors, rock stars, or millionaires….and then divorce shortly after.  When are people going to realize that money and fame can’t hold a relationship together?  Money, fame, and good looks are attractive, but they can’t hold two people together.  It’s very simple; if one person of the two...

What's wrong with this girl?  Miss Kardashian has a sex tape, has stripped for the covers of Playboy, and takes naked photos at will.  This girl has younger sisters; what an aweful role model.  I won't call her a bad sister because that's crossing the line- but come on now, clean it up Kim.  Whether you like it or not, some little girls look up to you as depressing as this is.  Some great message you preach- take off your clothese for the world to see.  Maybe this is the only way she can make money- she couldn't hold a real job if her life depended on it.

The other night I had dinner with three unmarried, mid 20s aged women and we got to talking about relationships and such.  They started talking about marriage and wedding rings (they are all single), and I just sat there listening and thinking, “Maybe this is why you are still single.”  A wedding ring is a symbol- that’s it!  A hundred thousand dollar ring doesn’t mean a guy loves a woman any more than a thousand dollar ring.

I love women as much as the next guy, so lets hope the secrets about them I’m about to expose don’t get me into any trouble.  The subtle plays women make to get our attention can be used by us to get their attention.  Women pay close attention to their appearance to get the attention of a possible mate.  People are simple creatures just like animals who live in the woods.  The only difference is that our kind judge one another, creating social pressure and anxiety.  Animals compete for mates just like us; we just ha...

It’s safe to assume that the majority of people appreciate beauty.  Whether it’s a painting, sculpture, or beautiful woman we admire the image or are at least a bit curious.  There is also an element in beauty in clothes; if it is proof you seek, notice how only beautiful people model clothes in print ads and television commercials.  While the dress or suit you see in a magazine catches your eye, it is the model that accentuates the image.  I think that all advertisements pertaining to fashion should come with a warning label that reads, ‘Warning: you wi...

Is it an unfair stereotype that all beautiful women are stupid?  Probably not, but if you see some of these shows on television you’d think otherwise.  Real Housewives, The Hills, that show at the playboy mansion, and the list goes on- these women are painful to listen to.  These women are societal cancer, stealing every soul that sees or hears them.  Girls have the right to hate them and guys should run away from them.  Sure they’re pretty to look at, but trust me looks alone aren’t good enough.

Most people think that beautiful women can get anything they want, but I disagree.  To get what you want takes smarts too, and lets face it- most gorgeous gals are lacking in the intelligence department.  I’m sure if somebody ran a study that there would be a direct correlation between attention gained by physical attraction and work ethic.  I’m not saying that all attractive people are dumb, simply that all the attention they get from their peers makes them feel as if they can get whatever they want without working hard to get it.





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