Not to go into it too much, but Francis (GirlsGoneWildGuy) got a prison sentence for filming underage girls taking their clothes off for his videos.  This guy gives every man a bad name; he should be kept in prison.  I don’t have a problem with how he made his money, just with how big of a tool he is.  I pulled this following interview clip from some magazine: Francis says jail is totally different from what he’d expected from movies.&nbs...

A critic is a person who judges other’s talent professionally.  A critic is like a 6’2’’ 250 pound safety who runs a 4.3 40’’ preying on a wide receiver who is helplessly running a slant across the middle of a football field.  They sit there licking their chops, waiting to land a vicious hit on their opponent.  After delivering the hit, there’s this orgasmic release and feeling of power.  Unlike the safety, the critic is usually insecure; it&...

If I walk into a bar and see Michael Jordan, I’m going to be a little star struck.  If Kobe Bryant walks into a bar and sees Jack Nicholson or some other famous person, he’s going to be a little star struck too.  The famous were all normal at one point of their life; they had a favorite athlete and actor growing up.  These actors, athletes, musicians are put on this pedestal that makes them impervious to reaction to another famous person- this is such bullshit!

How many travel shows are they going to make?  Hefner has been milked dry by his former fling Bridget and now some dumbass executive gave the bimbo a TV show!  Young, sharp people everywhere are without jobs, but the blonge high school dropout with big tits gets the gig of a lifetime.  This show should not last a week.  It's everything that's wrong with our society; talent doesn't even matter anymore- we are who we know!  It's depressing and I route against everyone who gets a job because of who they know.  

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Bernie Madoff walks around with a bulletproof vest on...but not a helmet of similiar material.  He loses 65 billion- somebody is going to take him out for sure.  How does one lose this amount of money?  How do you lose 65 billion dollars???  At some point this guy had to be at least somewhat decent at what he did; how do you fuck up this badly?  Someone will put a bullet in his head, but it won’t clean up the mess he made.  He steps out of his 8 million dollar nyc penthouse on to the sidewalk with this smirk on his face like he's oblivious to the misery he has caused.  People put their financial trust in this guy, just as ...

So you did it- you’ve managed to graduate from college.  Proceed to shake my hand and continue to the booth marked ‘unemployment’.  I heard a crazy stat the other day that 80% of the graduating class of ’09 don’t have jobs lined up.  It’s a wild economic time; and these times will force everybody to think.  And I’m not talking about the useless thought that involves cracking a book, memorizing 3 chapters, passing the test, and forgetting the ...

I had been a Jack Daniels faithful, a Tennessee man, until I came across this Kentucky critter.  A sleek etched bottle fits the smooth stealthy flavor.  The age is felt in the taste, like an old confederate soldier in a rocker on your tongue, recalling Antietam.  What stands out to me is the lack of bite after you swallow.  With Jack and other comparable bourbon’s there seems to be a harsh burn when it sits on your tongue and subsequent swallow.  Not with Eagle Rare.  You get the flavor without the pa...

Not By The Hair of My Ginny Gin Gin: A Quick Guide to The Good, The Bad & The Ugly of Run-of-The-Mill Gins

Beefeater: A subtle but fast-working gin.  Slightly drier than Tanqueray.  I think this is a smooth gin when it goes down and it’s modestly priced.  If you’re looking for perfection at the right price check this out, a...